GenderIsOpSec [she/her]

i have a 1tb hdd that i’ve taken with me over a few different pcs now, it’s 10 years old and whined about dying to me like 7 years ago.

I only use it for backup stuff, but it’s still going strong. Mostly I leave it just chilling like the old veteran it is.

the point was to post unbeliavable facts

— Ooh, yeah, baby! This right here is gonna make the last three days worth it. A fat syringe full of clear, medical-grade, Federally-backed estrogen. Aqueous estradiol valerate, to be precise.

— What happens when I inject myself with estrogen?

— Oh, no. No, no, no. Don’t tell me you forgot what estrogen does. Estrogen. Remember? Uh…anticistamines? Feminephrine?

[Hard: Success] — You haven’t forgotten. Generally speaking, patients undergoing hormone replacement treatments will experience a variety of physiological and mental changes. Drier skin, growth of breast tissue, weight redistribution, decrease of body hair growth, shifts in facial fat and musculature. Emotional changes vary wildly between individuals, but are often reported to be “intense”.

— Bzzt. Wrong. Estrogen is like junk, baby. A calm, soothing, smooth-like-butter body high. A referral letter from two medical professionals and a couple of shed tears in a therapist’s chair are the only things keeping every sucker on the street from turning into an E-junkie. Getting it is hard; stopping after you’ve had your first sweet shot is even harder. This is serious shit. And now it’s all yours. Shoot it up!

originally by @DiscoPosting@hexbear.net

hell yeah i’m the villain of the story, and i love being immoral

whatever you say, cissie

based

me too

damn u right, now they have a port they cant use, but americans can feel better about themselves for trying nothing and being all out of ideas

fuck all these tankies of hexbear!

pls

Sounds like a cowardly dipshit who was forced into actually replying to prove how they are definitely not a coward

lmao

i only notice them if i accidentally wedgie myself with them

oh and when i check myself out from a mirror, obviously

Ban all crackers instead, bound to be more helpful than whatever the fuck this current plan is

imagine talking about american spies like they’re people. you have to be a bloodless skin-wearing demon to actively keep making the world worse every day of your existance after you join up, i hope they all suffer from nightmares at the very fucking least

Stronger than the foundations of the earth, all shall love her, and rejoice

We should really have a great firewall to keep all of us inside it, the psychic damage a single fucking finn can inflict on the internet is insane

smol bean finland never done did no wrong uwu, is not like we were sucking the boot of the nazis even before they took over germany no no no, evil commies bad owo

yanks have never been reliable allies, just ask the people they left in Afganistan as one of the more recent examples

because they hate having fun

I propose that we should eat this austrian chancellor instead.

going around people’s houses, knocking on doors and telling them that stroganoff had to be made with pork now to break them mentally. it’s true, my grandma told me

i dont have the links, the forums might not even exist anymore, but i remember a lot of d&d alignment arguments from the 00s that went on for days and garnered thousands of comments. no one changed their opinions and the comments were essay length because you HAD to (you didnt actually have to) always quote the previous post too.

good times