pop?

have you been to hole in the rock in phoenix? vandalizing it is the city’s pasttime

you know it. probably the only few days that year i wasn’t actively pooping 24/7

raspberries? who said raspberries? i want raspberries!

ew

Most of them. The sonnet I wrote about wanting to poop when I was in the hospital with a bowel obstruction? I’m pretty sure that’s still there.

i view it less as spaghetti and more as a rat king

The trick is to put it in a prescription bottle

Being a felon is not a protected class.

That was our big surprise discovery when we moved into a place with a gas stove: we could still have hot food (cooked indoors) during power outages. We just had to light the range with a match.

Our landlord remodeled our kitchen (to something very nice, so we put up with it) a few years prior, so we had already gotten used to adapting recipes to cook on the grill or smoker. Not having to move outside to access heat every meal is a luxury I don’t take for granted anymore, and especially right now as we’re in what the locals call a cold snap.

Could already be going. We didn’t name them World War 1 and World War 2 until after they were over

I’m guessing it’s a reference to his vacation to Risa. Staging a coup using a weather machine is a vacation for worf tho so everyone got what they wanted in that episode

your supposed to clean your glasses? aw shit

I’m pretty sure lucas could flip a switch

Did you hear they just released a new special edition where they replace all the lightsabers with walkie talkies

I’ll see you again in 25 years, space cowboy

Is it always? What if I came back half transporter worm, or all transporter worm? Would you still love me Stephen?

Can’t live your life afraid of worm men. Live your life so the worm men are afraid of you (in my instance, I give them high blood pressure, fatty liver disease, toxoplasmosis, and a severe case of exploding bowel syndrome. They’ll eat some health food nut like old man Sisko first)

Bring him a Tab Clear