Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • The lawsuit specifically cites X’s “innovative approaches to human rights optional features” as making Nestlé’s own business practices appear “practically philanthropic.” Internal surveys show that after viewing X’s content moderation policies, 68% of consumers described Nestlé’s infant formula controversy as “practically heartwarming” and their water extraction policies as “basically a public service.”

    The 420-page lawsuit repeatedly emphasizes X’s “unfair acceleration of ethical decline,” and includes a desperate plea to hire X’s PR team “to maintain competitive awfulness in an increasingly dystopian marketplace.”

    The fact that you can only tell it’s not true due to the source speaks volumes 🤣


  • Also, the switch is a portable console, so the kid will want to take it everywhere. Oneser made a great point about a restricted use gift: it won’t actually belong to the child.

    Unlike late 80s and 90s’ kids’ upbringing, current consoles and phones and whatnot don’t foster real social connections because of the internet. OP said they got a N64 in 1996 and friends would come over to play, that very rarely happens nowadays because you can play whatever free game, at home, with your friends. The internet also ruined playground game talk because every information is on the internet, so rumors and cheat sharing just don’t exist anymore, anyone can watch youtube videos on their consoles or phones.

    I’m slightly older than OP, I grew up with games and if I had kids, I would NOT give them any consoles. I would let them play on a rpi3 emulator box with a very limited number of games: leaving a whole library of games available would immediately spoil them. Start out with only Super Mario World and Top Gear, maybe something with coop from the PSX era. They’ll know frustration and will get bored after a while, they won’t want to continue playing forever because the games aren’t meant for that.







  • Mark Zuckerberg did not address Meta’s $25 million settlement with Donald Trump that will see the company paying $22 million for the eventual establishment of the Trump Presidential Library.

    My biggest surprise is that trump wants to establish a presidential library. Probably has some plan to steal the money from there.

    I want to be able to be able to talk about stuff openly, but I am also trying to like, well, we’re trying to build stuff and create value in the world

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