But the twist is that it still won’t be portrayed as Trump’s fault. Unfair Canada declares war for no reason or whatever.

I read the Godfather when I was about 10. My shoebox diorama was the horse head on the bed. It was frowning because it didn’t like having its head cut off.

It lacks some content

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, if this isn’t the understatement of the century.

I especially love that he didn’t say where he was running rm -rf and I like to believe it’s from root

I assumed that’s what he meant and is telling people to kill themselves.

It doesn’t. It means AM but it’s not the bus driver’s bedtime yet so it’s not really morning. But your misunderstanding is valid because this is a goofy way of communicating this information.

It’s only cum if it’s from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling semen.

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Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it’s one of those shits. LOL

USB-C does a lot of heavy lifting. Also, MagSafe™ is still there. A little surprised there is also a SD card slot. And a HDMI port. Not complaining about their inclusion, and I do use them regularly, but why did the dongle company give these to us?

On chess, there is a moment in 2001: a Space Odyssey wherein HAL and Frank Poole are playing chess. A more attentive person than me pointed out HAL cheated. I paused and looked at the board forever. I almost gave up. I thought I would never figure it out. Finally figured it out! I have never felt so smart for wasting so much time.

They’re so dreamy. Goo-goo eyes

2001: A Space Odyssey

The person who had your number previously used WhatsApp. Maybe they are still using that number for WhatsApp.

It’s a little weird that syphilis and chlamydia are way more euphonic than they ought to be. They just roll off the tongue and feel so good to say.

I have been happily using OsmAnd while traveling outside my coverage area. Anybody have pros or cons of each of these? I just downloaded this one and didn’t really like that it automatically began downloading 250 megabytes of my localish region. In some places that would eat up my entire data package. I would rather it asked.

The editor really deserves a good chunk of the blame for that obviously misleading headline.

I’m now imagining monster truck shows of the future completely silent; Truckosaurus gently nibbling on things.

Trying to get everyone saying things properly is like hurting cats.

Or is it more of an age-gated thing

Depends how old you consider old, maybe? Computers back in the day were pretty universally light text on a dark background. VIC-20 was an exception but then even Commodore backpedaled on that with the 64. But you might have had a different experience and are only remembering things like Mac OS or Amiga, or Windows, and maybe that has influenced your preference. 🤷‍♀️ To each their own, anyway.