True, he’s been blind since birth, but that doesn’t mean the buffalo wasn’t great.

Yep, truly a disgrace. No boob-chasers at all in the theatre or movie industries. Especially not among the guys in charge

She must have been was attacked by the Evil Mad Upsticker What Upsticks At Midnight.

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1. At first I misread this as him wassailing her drawers. Not sure if that would have been better or worse…

2. I have to think the plot was setting the guy up as a raving lunatic–what other kind of person would berate someone for NOT storing their sweaters in their underwear drawer?

Great. I’ll be way over here then, watching you. If you go crazy, I’ll know it was a cosmic horror.

And my skirt! Oh, wait, no; that had polka dots when I bought it.

I was ready to dispute this, but I went out back and tried it–you’re dead on. Go scientific method!

Austin Powers!

We saw one yesterday in a parking lot with a big 'fro that was shaved short around the bottom, like a 'fro crossed with a bowl cut. Coincidentally, that was right after commenting in the store that mushrooms must “in” this year for home decorating.

Ok, gorillas seem to be a recurring theme here. Were they that common in the comics of the era or are most of these from the same issue? Or maybe I simply have a heretofore unrealized sensitivity to gorillas.

Have we already seen this one? It seems familiar.

So is he a villain or not? The outfit, gun, and threat say he is. But if he’s implying that he’ll protect her cooking reputation, maybe he’s a saint!

No, wait, it just ripened! Now there’s no way I’ll be able to get it home before it goes bad!

I guess all of the facility’s investments went to individually-tailored hospital gowns.

Octopuses are masters of disguises!

Please, Mr. Pillsbury. We can simply compete with Hostess in a different market segment.

Also from the bio (can’t imagine why this nugget didn’t make it into the movie):

In 2008, John Constantine located the skeleton of [Saint] Nikolaus and arranged to have the remains shipped back to England for use in an occult ritual. In order to get the remains through customs, Constantine had them ground into powder and convinced the customs agent that it was gardening fertilizer. He used some of the powder for his ritual, then snorted the rest as if it were cocaine, musing about how it was going to be a “White Christmas”.

A Superman endorsement of, “hey, it’s better than a mug of every deadly microbe,” sealed its fate.

But it’ll put hair on your lip. Just look at how much it helped me!