Oh my God, why did I come to this party, I don’t know anyone here except Matt from work and I don’t even know him that well, I just didn’t have plans for tonight so I came, oh my God, this is so awkward, I was hoping there’d be another dinosaur here to talk to, I’m the only dinosaur and nobody’s acknowledged that but I can TELL they’re all thinking about it, why did I do this, I knew this was a possibility, dude, what is wrong with me…

Won’t somebody please think about poor Dean Martin’s elephant?

Christopher Coke, cocaine trafficker

Are we sure this isn’t just Roger from American Dad?

Little Eddie Mason’s all grown up!

(Man, that’s in the running for the most obscure reference I’ve made online…)

NOBODY LOOK!!!

Ah yes. I too remember with…let’s say “wincing nostalgia”…my Jaeger years. Brutal.

“Ooooooo…DEAAATH…Ooooo, I’m soooo scared…”

“Come on, man. Stop being an asshole. This is serious.”

“Ooooo…it’s soooo SeRiOuS…Hey everyone, DEATH is coming to get us…Ooooooo…look at me shaking…”

Nothing more generic than that.

Baby Blanka’s having a nice day.

(Side note: Somebody get a concept pitch for Street Fighter Babies over to Capcom asap.)

You can never go wrong with a gunblade.

REMEMBER ME!

Bite my fabulous, fiery ass!

I was excited for a split second because I saw the color scheme and thought they were Evangelion Unit-01 themed.

That’s one kickass album cover.

Good ol’ Fink Manufacturing…

…because of the implication.

Image #2 has got some strong Blaxploitation Tuxedo Mask vibes mixed in for extra fun.

I always had a fondness for the Gumby: Robot Rumpus short.

I think I found my new favorite starter Pokémon.

Prompt:Hover Sneakers