Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

Headed down to the pub for a beer

At the rainbows, recoiled in fear

”A parade just for pride

Of bright colours?” he cried.

”There are too many gay people here!”

The Crow cawed that Lemmy is strong,

Since no kids have yet come along

But the teens disagree

All ages’ve stupidity!

I think you spelled idiots wrong

Variden was once a great mod,

Until Reddit admins turned to fraud

So to Lemmy we’ll scoot,

Than be under Spez’ boot

And of his own hell he can be god