I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

Absolutely not! I can’t afford an affordable EV.

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

I so do not keep the separate bidet option. So you crap walking over to that?

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

If you’ve eaten shredded cheese from the store, then you’ve eaten wood.

They exist. They’re called private jets.

I would love this this feature to be implemented in IOS. This could be used for several applications like pushing more people to Linux.

Just this one. It’s enough.

Welp I’ll just have to Gimp along then.

It is worth the extra features, like not being able to remove an unwanted podcast from your play list. Why Spotify, why!?

I prefer the term “admirer”.

I think I see him. He’s between the two trees.

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

I factory reset my roku TV and now keep it offline. I have a laptop with Ubuntu hooked up to it.

Maria Buttanero at 204 E Peoria St. Council Bluffs, Iowa. Your location data is safe!

That’s what the imaginary illuminati want you to think.

Let me save you some time. It all happens way quicker and way younger than you expected.