Ah, goatse… Those were the days…

Ok, I think I’m gonna need some context for this one, I’m actually pretty intrigued

Edit: thanks for the context! It all makes sense now. I’ve seen the movie a couple times in the past, just never read the graphic novel.

Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it feels like someone traveled back in time and accidentally changed something.

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

WERNSTROM!!!

Yeah, the second one! Those fuckers need to come face to face with a couple of those geese. See how they like honking at people after that

And/or a Canada goose. Those things are evil

Very carefully

It’s a quick and easy crunchy snack that’s pretty tasty. Break up the noodles into small pieces/clusters, dump in all or part of the flavor packet, and shake it up really well, then snack away!