If any of the people you introduce to linux would care about systemd

Works really great. I use it a lot and the interface is easy to navigate.

Update your channel & rebuild

Why not. Peer to peer sounds like a good idea: https://radicle.xyz/

You know what? I will buy it again for you right now!

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Try setup arch or even gentoo with the help of the arch wiki or gentoo wiki

Anything that is flashed with tasmota is fine. You can also buy them preflashed. https://tasmota.github.io/docs/

Emacs!

Read again

Onepace is a fan project that recuts the One Piece anime in an endeavor to bring it more in line with the pacing of the original manga by Eiichiro Oda. The team accomplishes this by removing filler scenes not present in the source material.
They have torrents for all their episodes. I can really recommend, because Onepace is not as stupidly drawn out as Onepiece can sometimes be.

Not so high because of frequent updates and reboots for security