Make me a bicycle, clown!

But she’s not really a gift giver type of person.

not even a bday blowie?

ligma

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https://www.shouldispeed.com/

shite

This particular pope is a hasbeen.

must be opposite day

might want to give them a drug test… kids these days

Maaskantje

You usually have to pay an extra supplement, but not if you only ride it nationally.

really?

good advice! I didn’t even think about the whole system freezing.
and if you’re going a place that cold also get a (fresh) heavy duty battery. ours had trouble starting the car when it was -35F also in Montreal

Make sure to keep your windshield washer fluid filled.

and make sure it’s winter grade fluid (rated for freezing temps)!
I once had summer stuff in there (doesn’t smell as bad because no anti-freeze) and as soon as I turned the wiper spray on the whole window froze over and I couldn’t see shit while I was driving.
scary shit!

balls

Granny Duck!

this is better than beans!

duck duck goose…

if you want to see the sky, draw a duck and learn to fly

it’s mostly just to train AI how to draw a duck. and then down the rabbit hole we go.

so next template… draw a rabbit.

should really be a sublemmy for this funnybusiness

and zaftig

of a woman : having a full rounded figure : pleasingly plump

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/zaftig