There! I’ve been looking for a demographic upon which to lay blame, and here you are!

Keto!?! It’s been the keto bros all along? Hoarding all those delicious eggs for your own woke ass diet? No wonder eggs are so pricey.

Jk. Good luck with the diet though. And try not to fart in any enclosed spaces!

That’s a bussin take

Green always. Yellow!? Fucking heathens…

Either post or mid mass migration. Big old swaths of the earth are gonna be tougher to inhabit in the coming decades. We’ll probably pave the way with famines and genocides. I’m sure the wealth gap will only grow. Most of us will be vegetarian.

The great recoinage/auto-da-fé of 2025!

Coinage in this country is one of my pet peeves. We should have a 3, 5, an .50 coins in regular circulation. Coins can work great. They can work fast too.

I can’t believe people shit all over the coin (Sacagawea dollar piece) like they did. They should have made it bigger though, too similar to a quarter to easily distinguish by feeling.

Aldi’s. No bullshit, good prices

I know china has done some pretty fucked up things. But they’ve also built 25,000 miles of high speed rail, and a billion, that’s 1000000000, sq ft of new housing, just in the past ten years. I don’t know what percentage of the world’s solar panels come from China, but I’d bet it’s up there. They brought a billion people out of bone crushing stomach churning poverty in the course of a few decades.

When you stack up the fucked up things we in the west have done, vs what China’s been up to… If given the option I’d think long and hard about emigrating to china.

And a shower. Magnificent

Well I see you post regularly, and am always grateful for the white-hot memes, shitpost, and factoids! Ty you flying horror. Seriously though squids are gross.

Bog salami was mine

The entire franchise has been solid. Dinosaurs breaking their cages? Man’s hubris revealed?!? Chaos theory for some reason?

2&3 were great examples of late 90’s brainless action flicks. Highly recommend.

I wore that tape out as a kid!

Hook! Hook! Where’s the Hook!?!

Lol, that show is among the stupidest things I’ve ever loved.

Lol, sorry I wasn’t trying to troll anyone. I was just trying to point out that smoking is pleasurable. After all there’s a reason it became so popular worldwide so fast.

That having been said I do not recommend anyone smoke. Tis a terrible habit on the whole.

As someone who recently quit tobacco let me tell you: cigarettes are amazing! A cup of coffee, a crossword and a good summer morning on a patio is basically heaven. Smoking is cool and makes you look cool too! Everyone should smoke.

Thank you! People’s willingness and even eagerness to be surrounded by useless crap stresses both me and the earth out. Most of that drawer could be replaced with a knife.

I’d just point out that most of that drawer could be replaced with a good knife. I mean is cutting garlic really so onerous you need a fancy doodad? Even the zesters functionality could be done with a knife. I hate to be judgey bastard, but that drawer smacks of consumerism and excess. With the exception of the mixer prongs and the scale I’m not seeing anything needed in a residential kitchen.

Only you can take a sad song and make it better.

198cm. Could knock 40cm off that and I’d be good with it.