“I’ve been given an RTF, because these are still somehow a thing, better open in WordPad”

This was, also, my first programming language ever. Oh the memories of typing it in from one of those books on the one computer we had in our classroom…

No, MY name is Mud- oh, wait, yeah, carry on.

This is an IT job in a nutshell

Not only will they find it, they’ll end up going to the sketchier sites that don’t do the age verification because they’re not well known enough and not following the laws and they’ll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.