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I don’t think there’s any food product from Europe that I regularly consume.

Now, Mexico and South America, on the other hand…

phones with curly cords

They’ve been very openly talking about this for the last decade, it’s not even sneaky. Technocracy and meritocracy and government-as-a-business have all been buzzwords and all been outed as bad ideas by the experts, but the buzz keeps growing among the money crowd.

I will confess that I personally thought they were too stupid and rivalrous to pull it off.

breakfast restaurant indeed

Yes, my elementary school explicitly used it.

English natively and Spanish as a second language. Those I use every day. I can read and write Latin which I use a few times a week, and know a few words and phrases in Japanese, Lakota, French, German, and Italian.

If I were to learn a fourth language I’d prefer Lakota or Gaelic, but French would be the most useful to me and Italian or Romanian the best combination of use and ease.

I eat a lot of French toast.

My kids get breakfast on demand.

Feeding the homeless.

And if you park in the bike lane with your window open, you’re getting a very crumby backseat.

Not many these days, barely one a week.

well, I know what I’m eating for breakfast tomorrow

okay then, take morcilla sausage

As many as possible. It’s one of the perks of my new job, free eggs.

Not at all. I’ve done this for years and it’s not complicated in the least.

I mean I can’t stockpile them. Because the whole point is eating them fresh.

Avocados and tomatoes are sadly not stockpilable.

I have the working draft of this year’s List of Items for the Official University of Chicago Official Scavenger Hunt, the world’s largest -and probably weirdest- annual scavenger hunt.

Gregor Samson

This, I can accept.

40ish hours without eating or sleeping, I was just busy and didn’t get to it.

There was one way back in like… '98? '99? Where it was just an old man sitting in a lawnchdor in front of a garage while a chimpanzee danced for 25 second. Then the screen whited out and it said “Well, we just wasted six million dollars. What are you doing with your money? E*TRADE.”

Since the best moment of my life was probably snuggling with my wife post-coitus while eating pie; I suppose the worst moment has a bigger impact, in that I was upset about it for most of a week.