I must say, it reads good, but then I remember that my Apple Watch lasted for 7 years (because I wanted a new one, not because it died) while watches from friends died after 3-4 due to software problems and I’m like “I’m good”

Yea cuz it’s got sus in it and I ain’t gonna buy sus stuff.

You made me curious.

As a connoisseur of Blood Sausage, or Blutwurst, or Blunz‘n, I am intrigued to taste this.

Absolutely not. Only their faces

Sometimes ships get sold to another part of the world, like a Mediterranean Ship gets sold to the USA. The cabins for this one way trip are extremely cheap

I remember about 80% you tell me about you (if I’m listening) I won’t tell you what I know about you in order to not creep you out.

Linux users are just like vegans. They tell you that they are Linux users.

People who use Linux are just like people who use cast iron skillets. They tell you that they use Linux.

How do you know someone uses Linux? They tell you.

I use arch btw.

I have my mirrors like that since erhw day I started driving because I thought it was the best way to position them

Nope. But my GF is one of the luckiest people on earth. By now she won a car, 3 holidays, a travel bag, heck we are going to holiday on ice this Sunday, we bought the ticket last year, and we picked the only spot where thommy ten and amélie van tass have a show. We got upgraded hotels multiple times for free, she even once got a graphic designer monitor for half the price due to something.

Depending where you live and your financial situation. It’s good for picking up girls at that age, or impress the boys. Don’t get one if don’t need one. Don’t get one if you can’t afford one. And if you get one, take 49cc because the insurance is cheaper.

An ex drinking buddy was drunk and high as F and would butcher the name of several people. I couldn’t let this one die.

If you ever plan to visit Austria, give the Waldviertler a go. I have them for nearly 3 years now and the only thing I did so far was to change the bands and the insert. For $30 they give you a new sole if it’s bad. Edit: I don’t have designated winter boots yet because where I live we haven’t had snow in years.

That you are now manually blinking, manually breathing and seeing your nose. Do you want to feel your tongue? No? Too bad.

Weird thing as well: your tongue can imagine the texture of any surface. The keyboard? The desk? The mousepad? The toilet brush? You can literally feel it in your tongue!

Once I turned 10: SpongeBob and the Simpsons

Before that: everything, including Pokémon, GummyBears, Darkwing Duck, I am Weasel, recess… I just loved everything!

What? $50k is even in the richest European countries about as much as 2 people earn per year. €25k/year is the median, give or take 2k. Subtracted are about 5k in taxes.

Crazy how expensive the US is…

Wouldn’t it make more sense to, like, have the first 12k dollars tax free and then increase the percentage for everything exceeding this threshold? The more money you earn, the more taxes you can afford to pay. Especially when you earn only little money this is important for you to survive, while $100k/yr managers could easily afford to pay 50k of those in taxes

Hallstatt - Austria

The city so beautiful that the Chinese copied it.

GTX 980. put it in my first self built tower, which I still use to this day

I‘m completely switching up my life right now to live to 87 to be able to watch the total eclipse on my birthday