Brock Allen Turner the Convicted Rapist. He’s tried going by “Allen Turner” before.

Don’t have any roosters, so I can’t verify. But the white goose waddling at the end is hilarious.

No, I just occasionally enjoy the contrast between the toasted bread, warm peanut butter and cool, crisp apple.

Drizzle a bit of honey in the sandwich. Also can sub in apple slices instead of banana if you want a bit of crunch.

Just make an annual donation to Lemmy or charity of choice.