GooglyBoobs

What’s it called when you only recently learned something to have that thing show up irl? Just Thursday I was researching the legitimacy of Guano Act stamps and, wouldn’t you know it, here is some random share about one of the islands claimed under the Act!

Save some job pussy (jossy?) for the rest of us, dang

The usual rotting until something better comes along which tends not to happen when you only exist to rot.

An obnoxiously bright Scion tC. I bought it while in college but can’t really afford to replace it now that it’s paid off. I’m going to 40 and still driving that thing, I swear. I’m just not willing to work 30 jobs to make rent, bills, and a car payment work.

Perhaps it’d still be quite a hog but consider that the plaster could be making it seem thicker. I’d like to see the inner hole for conclusive cock judgement.

Lotto tickets and candy, maybe practical things like a new umbrella that are lame to gift otherwise.

Ooh I bet! I drive a 2012 Scion inline 4cyl, so not at all flexin on anyone with a real sports coupe, but it still seems to drive certain people up the wall to this day all these years later. It’s astonishing, really.

Earthquakes have to be one of the weirdest natural disasters. I’ve only been in a ‘tiny’ 5.4 magnitude (+countless aftershocks) and it was an experience I will never forget - so surreal. I understood that the ground moved in an earthquake before, but there is a different level of understanding when you’ve felt the earth betray you en masse like that.

I’ve also been in a couple of tornados, which were also scary af, but in a more normal sort of way. They are amazingly loud and the sandpaper wind is so much more painful than I would have expected.

Did you drive a flashy vehicle, by chance? I happen to have a bright yellow car and the number of people it seems to make irrationally mad should be a disclaimer at purchase. People are dumb. Including me for buying this yellow car I can’t afford to replace.

I’d hope I get stuck on Drumstick ice cream with the hard shell chocolate

Note that the tone of judgement can’t be helped when asking this, but why would one want to do this to begin with?

Boop

-God, probably

Can confirm it’s a no-show for business accounts, same for me in US

My disdain for cherry candies actually comes from a childhood of sore throats and, therefore, gratuitous cherry-flavored medicines. I know it’s all mental but I can ’feel’ my tongue go numb from anything with that cherry flavor…

Teach me, master

Meow

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I have no idea what I mean but your reply made me realize I really want raisin jam to be a thing…

Wait, if you didn’t have her number how else were you gonna ask her out than in person??