You spelled it wrong you brick.

Ha! They can blow me all the way to my full Linux conversion at that point.

How to lose marketshare speedrun?

What a classic case of: “I learned it by watching you!”

Plant some lemongrass.

When that shows to only be partially effective, accept the fact that you can’t control the ongoings of the world in every fashion.

So they’ve been doing this for better than 20 years. All that is going to happen, is they’ll be fined. That money will disappear into the pockets of the lawmakers and nothing will change.

Maybe they’ll be brought up again in a few years when another pack of goons need more cash to pretend like they’re regulating anything in favor of the people.

That’s Hand Banana and you should remember the name. (He’s from a pretty funny episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

This is funny. Please pipe ALL of your online activities through us. We won’t spy, gather, sell, or snitch.

Get fucked.

Should’ve put his ass in county.

Why is it so hard for a company to be like… oh shit, our bad, we won’t use this! Nah. Gotta make the poisoning legal.

Let’s not forget he’s a rapist duck, too.

Since my last disparaging comment about the rapist mallard was magically disappeared.

I’ll be in every Trump thread reminding everyone how rapey he is.

Delete this, too. Tell me how much not like Reddit this place is.

There’s also the fact that dead people can’t be used for their labor, so there’s no offset.

I had an S3 for ages because you could get a replacement battery for like $12. Upgraded to an S10, can no longer swap the battery. Biding my time.

I hate this forced upgrade/payment model and how phones seemed to double in cost almost overnight.

They’re even trying to get sneakier with the contracts. 3 years now to payoff your device, instead of 2, but the payment is the same. Absolutely bonkers.

Yes, and I’ve noticed something very odd. There seems to be some sort of false engagement and fake upvotes going on for average users.

Normally I post a smart-ass comment, and either get ignored, or down-voted a couple times…

Ever since the API restrictions, it’s like no matter what I post, it gets a few upvotes very quickly. Some of these have mini explosions and gain a bit of traction.

I’m also seeing A LOT more activity on some of my other niche subs.

It just seems so fake and contrary to my prior 11 years of experience, makes no sense unless it is being bot driven.

If they had an equal amount of cameras pointing outward around the globe screen, they could project that and make active camouflage like The Predator uses.

Turn that bitch invisible.

Probably an empty tank of gas, too. Jerks.