What is this, a school for Neanderthals?

Being able to just declare math formulas to act on the physical world is an intriguing super power.

Just have to grab them reeeeaaally carefully

Who you callin’ toilet but?

Cup of dick

My spidey-sense, among other things, is tingling

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

No it isn’t

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

It’s just a little squeezey in the middle…and slammy at the end. Kids are small and tough, like when you drop a bug from 100 times its height and it’s unharmed. They’ll be fine…oh that child colored goo at the end? That’s just theme decor.

Pretty sure it was Mark Confucious Twain Switzer…Jr.

“…than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”

That one guy may not have a face, but at least he’s got style.

It is what it is.

A teetah

High five, same. Except phone.

Jesus Jesus Jesus! Aaaand now that word looks weird.

I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.

Himnp? Wat?