I believe Hugo Boss supplied the SS suits too…

No love for Bluesky as a Xitter alternative?

Maybe it’s that you’ve gone through the alphabet? 26 would be Z years old, at 36 you’d be AJ years old. If you calculate your age in letters that is…

Probably still outside drinking water from the garden hose.

Reilly: Dary, do you know how many dudes are jerking off to your girlfriend right now? Yew! Jonesy: Wait, I actually know the answer. Yew. Sixteen point one thousand. Yew!

I believe there should be slide sheets/ sleds and/or evacuation chairs in place for this.

Football Manager for sure, although I do enjoy playing it equally.

Yeah, but he used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.

Eww, no thanks.

Edward Cullen

‘Not to be associated with Kevin Federline’

I maybe partial to some Lord of the Rings.

With thunderous applause.

Easier to put it in the ‘time travel’ genre than the ’ divine intervention until you get things completely the way things should be’ genre.

Everybody should recognise Mozart’s Eine kleine Nachtmusik. Maybe Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony (picturing Skinner composing it as always funny).

Don’t forget Flight of the Bumblebee too!

Salmon pate