I say the word breathing.

“How are you today?”

“Breathing”

Pretty sure fortune cookies are American anyway? Pretty sure they aren’t chinese

I don’t know what your job is but I just either ignore the question immediately moving on, or give a short honest answer. I work at a servo though and that might not work.

Breathing is the answer that gets the best response for me.

A pike is a type of fish and I was making a crude joke.

I would expect this to be a donut a day, or equivalent.

I gotta correct myself when I do it because I’m not from the US so us and US aren’t even the same people.

I think coming down the pike might be animal cruelty

I’ve been told which is which 50 times and in 12 seconds I’m gonna have no fucking clue again so I’ll just pretend effect is the only option.

YouTube selects what gives YouTube the most views for the longest time. If that’s right wing shorts, they don’t care.

I expect my laptop to be fast so if it’s boot time is 30 seconds, I’m now waiting 30 seconds. If I expected it to be longer I could go get a drink or something, but I’m expecting 5-10 seconds so any extra is fairly annoying.

I didn’t buy an m.2 SSD to have HDD waiting times.

I definitely google things with bing.

Oh I thought my eyes were fucked. I look at a star in my periphery and it’s there, I look at it directly and it’s fucking gone.

With one scoop of icecream? Yeah that’s a snack.

I find Firefox Lemmy works well, it’s just my laptop is like 4kg and not quite as portable as my phone. Never had an issue except for a period of time where next page never loaded but that was mobile and firefox

Considerable application of the choking aspect

Even flies?

I’ve never had a USB C connection be why the cord failed, they all die because the cord is frayed or whatever. Micro USB is hot trash. If it doesn’t need to be removed, glue the fucker in its the only way it’ll last. At work for the EFTPOS machine we have a shield on one that locks the cord in, stopped us going through a micro cord every 2 months.

I think we must be. 3DS (xl) did ok, but dsi (xl) and original ds (thin) were atrocious for cords. They never 100% truly died but they didn’t really want to work either without some extreme sideways tension

I’ve never had a USB C plug fall out in my entire life, but I have distinct memories of wrapping a micro USB cord around the phone so the plug would maybe make some sort of connection and charge. Same with whatever plug the Nintendo DS used.

Do you have shit devices or shit cords? Because one of the two is causing the problem.

I can literally swing my phone around with its USB C charge cable. As long as I don’t add enough speed for it to make full circles instead of swinging back and forth, it doesn’t drop. If I drop my phone and the cord isn’t long enough to reach the ground, even the sharp stop of ‘no more cord’ tends to not remove the plug.