I GOT A GUN TO SO I CAN HUNT ANIMALS BECAUSE LEARNING TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE AND SHARING FOOD IS HOW WE ARE GOING TO GET THROUGH THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.

how can anyone take this man child seriously?

Trumpy’s cultists will take him serious. Those cultists are going to be a problem.

Trump became President and I decided to start the process to get guns.

This sounds as delicious as 64 slices of American cheese.

Wars are fought and paid by the poor for the rich.

Then again, maybe little Timmy needs some lotion

Maybe Timmy is building a skin suit.

Soylent Green is people!

More like creating the conditions of a fire sale to allow the oligarchs to buy up large swaths of whatever they fancy.

In a video taken from a Cybertruck of a man throwing American cheese slices at the windshield of a Cybertruck

They better be throwing 64 slices of American cheese.

Corporate “allyship” was all for show.

Yes, some Doom Nerds would figure it out.

“We only pay for four days and you work the remaining on your free time.”

The classic pump and dump scheme with some extra steps to make it more legal.

Google “Trust us bro, AGI is right around the corner.”

At this point the groom and his best man, hold hands and declare that the wedding is off, and that they’re off to some russian night club to dance off my toxicity.

Honestly, sounds like you dodge a severe gun shot wound right there. Instead you walked away with a minor gun shot wound.

Trump became President and that’s when I decided to become a gun owner.

A prefect excuse for the US to take “guardianship” of the North and annex Canadian territory.

“Oh no, we got stuck in the chimney. Can’t someone help us?”

I live my life two fifths of a rock of crack at a time.

Yes, cause I operate under Highlander Rules.

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