No, I traded it for a microphone.

Good thing you didn’t sleep for 29,228 hours. That would be excessive.

People clipping their nails at their desk.

I think you DID mean to put the damn onions on m’steak!

The toes are the powerhouse of the foot

Aka C&D (it’s trick question)

At least he’s using protection /s

My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.

Finally some good fucking memes

It’s actually just filled with aluminum foil for you to crunch on