If only not becoming an adult would keep all the non-indigestion problems away lol

Respond to comments like this! I have a wealth of time saved up cuz of it

The owl better be viewing responsibly, too >:(

For that red party hat, I’ll do whatever you want

Fuck, that’s just exactly me. It’s an autism trait??

More and more, I approach wishing everyone was autistic lmao

Least Horny Gamers right there

“Where are you going?/Stop or I’ll shoot!”

They don’t write dialogue like they used to smh

I would never reveal myself because have you met people? I would absolutely be tortured for fun lmao

Haha train go up

This is an interesting idea. A terrible implementation, but that’s just because 50-100 feral bots can outperform a human on most any digital metric.Things humans can do that bots can’t tend to be really thinky, and so don’t make good, easy checks.

I, personally, believe we’ll be shoved off the greater Internet by bots and malicious automation one day. There’s no solution that isn’t “fight and lose” But yeah, interesting idea!

You know, I was wondering why this was posted to c/facepalm. Mystery solved!

Drinking TWO THINGS is UNNATURAL GOD gave us ONE MOUTH HOLE for a REASON

I always have a huge thing of water and something sugary. sometimes an energy drink, too. It’s getting colder here, so I’ll probably start keeping some tea around for when I get cold.

Can you elaborate on this?

Well, it was a run-on thought! It really does feel that convoluted when you try and figure it out, but rest assured, you’ve now thought about this in more depth than most conservatives!

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

…because we can go to space, maybe? Maybe something matrix-related? I feel like you omitted the second half of your post, friend

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They’re still letting you skip ads??

This is hilarious! In a terrifying, grossly capitalistic, post-truth sorta way haha