Make one with 4 90 degree sections that turns exactly twice per swipe. Anyone tailgating gets stuck in the side, and then the pitfall opens.

Unrelated but you should post one more comment

Then it turns into biden when he was president probably. Now it’s probably the Obama shadow government, if I had to guess.

There is no bad time of day for bacon eggs and toast and I will die on this hill.

The cheap white plastic bics with the colored rubber grips are some of the most consistent pens ever. The cheap black/blue all plastic ones are some of the shittiest pens ever. I don’t understand how this is the case.

This is why I never read comics.

All I’m gonna say is if some hologram dude actually popped up on my screen and started waving my mouse around, I’m pulling the fucking plug.

Batman always wears a hood.

Be nice to Prager, he’s very fragile https://youtu.be/YpIQPv5Iq4Y

Plants feel pain and communicate with each other, yet you see them as the equivalent to inanimate objects? And you try to take the moral high ground here?

I’m obviously shitposting but c’mon. You don’t see the ridiculousness of calling someone equal to a slave owner for simply refusing to engage?

Yet you remain silent on the enslavement of plants? Lemons aren’t even natural. They’re an unholy crossbreed created by humans. We’ve been enslaving and bending nature to our will for generations to suit us. We artificially cultivate them in cramped farm rows. We even modify the very genetics of plants! How is that not slavery as well?

Then there’s a nonzero chance I coincidentally slept through it or shut it off while sleeping.

Android will update and restart your shit without consent at night so your phone doesn’t fully boot and your alarm doesn’t go off. Ask how I know.

Nobody sane is transferring legendary pepes unencrypted over Bluetooth. I use an encrypted USB delivered by courier with key provided upon proof of receipt (and payment, of course). Other than that they stay on an airgapped machine or cold storage.

https://youtu.be/kmYdpHtOv_E

Doesn’t look good.

If I see cowbee in the comments here I’m gonna chuckle.

Life expectancy tanked from 40s to the 30s under Mao in 1960 because of the famine. It went back up because Mao took a step back from governing and moderates introduced economic reforms to save the economy that Mao hated by the way and life expectancy shot up.

If I kick someone in the teeth then a dentist gives them implants, they technically have a better smile because of me. Are they gonna give me credit for it? Doubtful. Likewise, don’t give Mao credit for someone else fixing a mess he created.

Mao played a personal role in organising the mass repressions and established a system of execution quotas,[175] which were often exceeded.[165] He defended these killings as necessary for the securing of power.[176]

You ever love a group of people so much you personally set an execution quota on them?

Responsible for estimated 40 million the on the low end.

“Oopsie, my b.”

All is forgiven.

Digging graves takes time and space. Butchering gives resources. You do the math.