I’m kinda reminded of the tale of how the Zilog Z80 processor chip had dozens of little “tricks” built into it. It was being produced in Japan which at the time was famous for their chip production and for copying chip designs. Apparently their little tricks were baffling enough that it delayed the appearance of knock-offs chips by half a year.

That really looks like a Metroid, minus fangs.

I dunno, never discount a company hiring a slash-and-burn failson to give the stock a temporary boost so the upper management can take the money and run. Are you really sure Bluesky won’t hire some techbro CEO to pump the stock somewhere in the near future?

Amazing how Liberals can constantly do everything bad no matter how much power we grant conservatives.

Well… Bluesky was founded by the same sort of techbro culture that spawned Xitter, but hit hasn’t gone full incel fash fanboy like Xitter. So maybe it’s more “Out of the fire, into the frying pan, then back into the fire” because I’m pretty sure Bluesky will follow Twitters trajectory.

Just use a Markov chain.

I know, I know, he picked up some garbage from a tree one time, so obviously the multi-million dollar drug kingpin is a great guy. I mean… this happens all the time, Trump has only been convicted of one rape out of the 26 accusations, so obviously he’s a great guy too!

Maybe now justice can finally be served and he can find a real hitman to kill his colleagues and rivals!

Don’t forget the… six(?) attempted homicides.

When freaking lawyers are saying “I don’t know if I can ethically support this company” you know you’ve got a problem.

Looks like backing up the post was a good call.

CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced to the world that Meta will “get back to our roots around free expression,”

A bunch of creepy nerds e-stalking college girls and ranking how hot they are without their knowledge or consent? Or is that iteration considered a separate product now?

The Cocoanuts is pretty good though.

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I mean are we sure they’re not? As I understand it LLM’s are just a sea of topic related data and stitch it together into a semi-coherent whole. I’m sure Google never intended for a sarcastic comment about adding glue to pizza to appear in their “AI” generated search responses, but it did. How are we sure that United Health’s “AI” claim sorters aren’t referencing Juice_Enema_Cures_Cancer’s posts to deny claims?

Sigh… I’m so sick of hearing stories like this. When will we get some practical crocodile legislation

If we legislate crocodiles only bad guys will have crocodiles… and then were will we be?

Ha, eat that China! Now you need to pay millions to American oligarchs for all our user data!

USA!

I bought a cup of plain yogurt for some naan bread. However do to my natural laziness and the yogurt getting pushed to the back of the fridge I ended actually using it over a year past it’s expiration date. The yogurt looked fine, tasted fine (other than being very tangy) and ended up making some tasty naan bread.

He says that, but he seems to really aggressively be sucking Trumps cock here.

It’d be very easy to take some LLM text about some product, run it through a text to speech converter then quietly expose the phone to it (like put a earbud up to the mic). This way you could easily create a blind or a double blind test, you don’t know what product that this set up has been rambling about into the phone for the past twelve hours and you have to pick it out from the ads you’re served.