In this universe that’s what they like instead of pizza

That’s the joke. A nurse calling dibs on someone else’s son.

Yeah the dudes slinging nazi salutes def aren’t fascist my guy

Thanks

Seems the community is heading to onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone instead, looks a lot more active

“We don’t have to pretend anymore.”

Go Schlumpf yourself

Are Smurfs called Schlumpfs in Germany?

Salamanders. The ones with the most destructive weapons least interested in destruction

He took all the Who-Hash!

I think that is true in a way. Since information has a shorter route to get to their brain than larger creatures, they may react slightly faster

I thought ‘tomorrow’ was a day of the week. So when my mom would say we’d go somewhere ‘tomorrow’ I’d ask her every day if it was tomorrow yet, and she’d say no, and I’d keep waiting.

Finnish student at my colorado high-school. He was one of the only kids in the school who smoked cigarettes, would want a break all the time. Also didn’t have much of an accent at all, said he was practicing English since kindergarten.

I saw a man walking down the street walking a parrot on a leash. I guess he didn’t want it flying away.

Well she is a literal clown

Yes, that is the point

The tag is the registration tag, it’s visible proof that the car is on register with the state(s) and is legal to be on the road

Fun fact, fever dreams are how beholders reproduce

Eat the whole thing. The skin is sour but in a good way, and has most of the nutrients.

Perfume seller, I need your strongest perfumes