Rank for sure. Loud farts are funny. Rank are disturbing.

That soap does what it’s told or it gets the hose again.

Not quite mind control, but I’d like the ability to blast common sense into morons minds by looking at them. Like a psychic mind dart that says, “maybe this line has a purpose and I should get in queue instead of trying to force my way in from the outside” or “maybe I should listen to the sign that says ‘don’t put your kid on a railing above tiger enclosure.’”

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, muthafuckahs!!

His very touch in public repulses her, he just got his ass handed to him about the Stormy Daniels case where he banged her while his current wife just had his baby, and she refused to live with him in the white house. Get the popcorn boys, my heart is melting like butter too.

I have 30 duck duck go tabs open rn. I keep trying to reduce them, but I feel like they’re important to keep up.

Completely out and I had RIF for at least eleven years. They got rid of a part of me; I don’t want shit to do with the site anymore. I’d also be out of Facebook if it weren’t for messenger. I look to Lemmy for updates on the dumpster fire that is Reddit now.

At least otters don’t sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I’ll take the otter over Drake any day!

“Let’s go Brandon!” Bumper stickers.