Psh. I boycotted football before it was cool!

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This isn’t a political comment, football is just fucking boring.

Drugs.

Then suicide.

You can do both!

If you summon enough baguettes in the right spot in space, you generate enough mass to gravity-slingshot Earth into a new trajectory. Depending on what mood you’re in, you could use this to solve global warming, or send us into a collision course with the sun.

Definitely on the ‘use it to assassinate billionaires and malicious politicians’ bandwagon.

One that’s done, I’m spending the rest of my life traveling to feed birds at various parks, beaches, etc.

Edit - also slightly stale is perfect for making banh mi. My lunch game is about to to kick up a notch.

https://youtu.be/5d7SaO0JAHk

That said, all it has to do is a better job at controlling our lives than the humans currently running everything are doing, and the lowness of that bar serves as a pretty accurate marker for the exact center of the Earth’s core.

…silly shit like this is a distraction - shit like the email that just went out to every federal employee encouraging them to resign is where the potential for damage is. Today.

Subscribed!

…kinda. It says ‘pending’ and the last time I ran into that it was stuck there indefinitely. /shrug.

I hadn’t run into Wildrun before. Listening to them as I type - liking it so far!

Luca I’d call more power metal - not hearing an actual symphony in there, or at least in the couple I listened to, but it’s kinda heavy on the operatics, which I can’t stand, so I didn’t last long.

Xanthochroid - instrumental side is great; not a fan of the vocalists.

I’m picky as fuck when it comes to metal, and I honestly hate that about myself - it’s hard to actually enjoy a lot of what’s available. But the songs that do hit, hit fucking HARD.

One of my absolute favorites is the instrumental version of Wheel of Time by Blind Guardian. I really wish more of these groups would make instrumental-only versions of their songs… so many will hook me with an instrumental 30 second BADASS intro, then some fucker starts dry-heaving into the microphone… it’s like you’re two bites into an AMAZING meal, and then the chef comes and pours a bag of toenail clippings onto your plate. Like, god damnit… I was enjoying that, you bastard!

But, back to OP’s funding question - we need more variety! And better recording equipment… some of these songs sound like they were recorded on flip phone from the 90s.

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Luca Turilli’s Rhapsody alone has more than 12 songs.

Exaggerations are a thing! >_>

Point is the genre is tiny.

Explanation: they weren’t using an (functional) ad blocker for some reason.

OP didn’t ask about music, but I feel like that fits the spirit of the question, so: my absolute favorite genre is Symphonic Metal, but that genre consists of a grand total of like 12 songs, most of which lean way too heavily on screamo howler monkey shit or opera.

If I could magically fund a symphony and get em to just rock out with a bunch of metalheads, 100% that.

Careful, that post could be used against you in the court of law!

…well, hopefully it’s better at politics than we are.

Though, if that bar was any lower it’d be passing through the planet core.

I wouldn’t go to a Nazi wedding either.

Yeah there’s something like 0% chance you’re posting in good faith, but juuuust incase you fall into a rounding error…

You ever heard the expression ‘If a Nazi sits at a table with 9 people and no one objects, there are 10 Nazis at that table.’?

Not only did she enthusiastically join that table, she got up onto it and danced for the fuckers. She’s a Nazi.

Same with Snoop Dogg and every other artist/entertainer/organization/media outlet/individual citizen who decides to advance the increasingly popular Nazi agenda.

KKKarrie is a traitor, both to the US and to humanity as a whole. I don’t give a fuck what she’s feeling. The world will become a slightly better place when she stops stealing its oxygen.