If Biden really was worried about democracy he had 6 months of Roberts approved blanket immunity to actually do something about it.

The real reason Chekhov helped Khan.

More specifically, Typhon getting buried under Mt. Etna was the reason it’s a volcano.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this person has never once done anything that would actually help service members or veterans.

I mean, according to Revelation the faithful spend literally every moment on their knees locked in prayer venerating their god, so…

If it works. Don’t Teslas still have problems in his stupidass underground Vegas loop? And that’s pretty much as ideal driving conditions as you can get.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won’t get VC techbros their yachts, though.

Didn’t Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?

I could never get through the 2nd ostrich riding sequence in the 2nd level as a kid. The rest of the game was fine, though, once I used the level select to skip ahead. Turns out, it was because my eyesight was shit and I couldn’t even see the correct obstacles on screen (I was trying to avoid the branches, but no it was pink hippos and bird nests the whole time, so my timing on the double jumps was always off). Replaying the game a couple years back when Disney re-released it alongside Aladdin, I found it still tricky, but doable.

Just cross the equator.

That’s because pretty much everything does cause cancer eventually. That’s just a consequence of how cellular division works. The trick is knowing how much exposure to any given thing is needed to cause cancer, and whether you’re likely to reach that threshold before you die of anything else.

It’s like langoliers, but eyes. Unsettling.

I mean, wouldn’t paying for Truth basically be bailing President Loser out?

The way I see it, if you’ve bought a game from GOG you’ve already paid, so no one can truthfully say in good faith that subsequently grabbing a cracked version of the Steam release is a lost sale.

You could try getting into a relationship with someone and then spend all your time with the people you actually want to be friends with? You don’t get any special cutscenes, true, but after Lae’zel basically threw herself at me because I helped her get through act 1 without fighting the Githyanki patrol I ended up getting way more points with Shadowheart and Halsin.

Defendants also argue that Musk needed additional incentives to stay on at Tesla or he would spend more time at SpaceX, where he could fulfill his galactic ambitions to establish interplanetary travel, colonize Mars, and potentially earn more money in the meantime.

Not like he even actually does anything at Tesla anyway, between all the people they’ve got to babysit him and his spending all his time shit posting on Twitter.

Peachy keen!

Flushing isn’t exactly silent, though? The toilet getting clogged should make a very noticeably different sound.

It’s leave, you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

Had to start paying taxes.