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-Yogi Berra

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Cake day: July 29th, 2023

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  • Lowes is infinitely than Home Depot. Its the kind of place that actually hires old arthritic contractors who genuinely know which end of a hammer to be swinging, or cheeky old garden department department types that flirt with both me and my partner at the checkout when we’re coming in after on a Saturday soil run. Also its the kind of place that actually has shit in stock, which means its shit stacked floor to ceiling. Watch your head and don’t fuck around when it comes to heavy shit high up. Don’t make out with too many customers, or if you/ they insist on it, at have them step out of line so the rest of the customers can check out.

    All in all, I rate Lowes a 10/10 store and both my partner and I would make out with Deborah again. Obviously I can’t speak to your personal experience so ymmv, but if we see you at check out, don’t be surprised if we shoot our shot.