Fucking awesome quote. I’m going to keep that one in my back pocket.

Nothing insane, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers as a band are older than Guns ‘N’ Roses.

Makes so much more sense now. But still.

Came here to post this. He had to have been trolling.

Imagining a vampire showing up to Wayne and Garth’s studio.

“You may come in… NOT!”

Wow, wasn’t expecting to click that and see the old h3h3 intro. Really brings back good memories. That channel was pretty good back in 2014-2015.

“One last job… For old times sake.”

If you’re a smoker I definitely recommend using ingestable CBD. Just smoking it makes me want some weed too.

Hook got critically panned??? Have critics ever known what they’re talking about???

If I’m on a T break, I do a nighttime routine to prepare my body for bed. No screens/reading/herbal tea or some such. I also like to buy cranberry juice to sip on - it gives me something to do instead of smoke and cuts down on the anciness surrounding the oral fixation part of smoking. As for sleep - if you’re not quitting to pass a drug test then just take CBD. Seriously, CBD is all the relaxing parts of weed with none of the high. Maybe it won’t make you pass out like smoking a fat blunt, but it will definitely help take the edge off. Then you can kick the CBD after a week or so and it’s a much smoother transition into sobriety.

Does it follow Death Note rules? Because I am not having my name written by no dadgum shinnygammy man

GORD! GORDY!!!

YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!! Polar Express rocks. It’s not necessarily good, but it is awesome.

Freddy Got Fingered! I laughed until my sides hurt. I don’t even care for Tom Green’s street material all that much, but that movie is hilarious and I will defend it.

It’s batshit insane, the bits are infectious, and every scene is memorable as fuck. The soundtrack is insanely good as well. There’s a theory that he didn’t want to make this movie, and it’s a giant middle finger to the studio. Not only do I believe this, but I think Tom Green really carried that bit all the way, making one of the most ridiculous comedies of all time.

John Marston. There are a lot of character deaths that really hit me hard. Hank from Breaking Bad comes to mind.

But man, John’s death just hits so deeply. I played RDR a good 4 or so years after its release, so I knew it was coming. Even then, it barely felt real. And you better believe I was frantically trying to mark all those Pinkertons to help John get through it.

PocketPlan is my favorite. It’s got offline backup and features for to do lists, grocery lists, and remembering birthdays!

It can be both.

They added microwaves to a grape.

Merry Christmas! I don’t know about all of you, but I’m enjoying the holiday music today.

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