How strong are those spiders that they destroyed an entire castle??!

Trump hates space because in space no-one can hear you ramble incoherently

You could say that’s pretty… efficient

Me after eating a hot curry:

Raging high dump percentage

Deep Space Nine wasn’t woke because I hadn’t been radicalised when it was produced. Your move, snowflake

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It’s good lunch

Or are you ashamed there’s no article on it? I feel like it’s pretty self-explanatory

angry

I was screwed over by a shipping company today too. Down with shipping companies!!

Thank you so much for telling your story, it’s really nice to hear.

I’ve also reached a stage in life where I don’t change my appearance for other people any more… Sort of. The thing holding me back is that I don’t feel I can perform my desired gender well enough and I won’t settle for a bad imitation. It would feel like I was making a mockery of myself by doing that… But now my hair is perfect and that’s one step along the path to being myself and being happier with myself

Knock knock

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

On Mint, you can press Ctrl+Alt+T for a terminal window, I use it all the time.

Unfortunately parliament didn’t finish the job, and another Charles came along. Now we’re up to a third Charles. I think parliament should have another go and get rid of these parasitic Charleses once and for all

Halo - there are lots of places that are just beautiful undisturbed wilderness.

The TARDIS is a time machine, you always get there on time (please don’t fact check me by watching Dr Who)

Ah, I’ve only ever seen it written. Usually it’s the Roman Hercules that I hear spoken. Thanks

I tend to say Wensleydale, Tuesleydale and Thursleydale as the days of the week. It started as a thing I said to myself because I found it funny, but occasionally I’ll slip and say one of them out loud when I’m tired.

That is how it’s pronounced though. Unless I’ve somehow been mispronouncing Heracles…

I found it to be so unbelievable that I gave up pretty quickly. The narrative at the time was that the science of the film was so realistic and I saw so much that was factually incorrect that I couldn’t even focus on the film. I kept thinking, “that’s wrong”, pausing the film, getting out my phone to confirm it. I can’t remember any specifics any more, but it still bugs me when I see people saying that it’s scientifically sound

I’ve tried to read the books three times and watch the films twice. It’s just so long and boring…