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YUGE deal. Many people are saying it’s the biggest deal ever. The best people!

When asked about the tariff war between Canada and the United States after the prime minister of Canada said he would consider cutting off electricity to America if Donald Trump continues to impose tariffs, she referenced Jesus Christ.

“They want you to panic, but President Trump wants you to remember Jesus didn’t have electricity either and he did just fine,” Leavitt said.

If you think the quality of life in the US has been bad up to this point, just wait until Trump’s through with us.

That’s a great idea if the goal is to make sure I don’t shop at CVS anymore.

Well that’s a pretty fucking ridiculous definition lol.

now he’s having to become a sci-fi author to keep the con cooking.

Dude thinks he’s Asimov but anyone paying attention can see he’s just an L Ron Hubbard.

That man and all the hype he is raising needs to be ignored.

That’s the relevant part my comment was addressing. Burying your head in the sand is never the appropriate course of action. This should not need to be explained to you, or the original commenter.

Let us know how burying your head in the sand works out. The rest of us will be over here dealing with the unfortunate reality of our circumstances.

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Weird.

Mark Zuckerberg is a dork.

They’re referring to HMPV

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/07/health/human-metapneumovirus-hmpv-cases-china-us/index.html

I don’t click Facebook links.

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Read the sidebar.

Yeah, sometimes the best satire is just saying the quiet part out loud to highlight how warped the discourse is surrounding an issue. Like, they’re riffing off of The Onion’s sadly perennial headline whenever there’s a mass shooting:

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

Yeah, it’s sadly believable. Ron is that much of a culture war stoking prick.