ah, so that’s what he meant by “golden age”

Day 1: World experiences “The glitch” simultaneously and gets set back 24 hours. Dead come back to life, religions take it as proof of god

Day 2: Media: “ground hogs day?” memes: “Its def groundhogs day grandpa has come back from the dead twice.”

Day 3: Religious freak out, no one is saying they went to heaven when they died, reincarnation cycle has been haulted, souls bound in earthly bodies

Day 4: Various religions attempt violent crusades, general violence, and mass suicide

Day 5: Nukes

Day 6: No fighting because dying by nukes hurt the whole time

Day 7: Hey want to eat the chocolate bar today? I had it yesterday

Day 8: Live television and internet broadcasts become only new form of entertainment. Massive downloads for rogue like games and short games you can beat in a day. Money starts to lose meaning

Day 9: General Hedonism, people pursue self gratification / or self betterment as nothing else lasts

Bubble butt is a bouncy problem caused by boat strikes and plastic ingestion. They 3D printed an adjustable weight harness to address the changes in bouncy. This is considered better than the previous solution of velcro sticky weights

Ha Breloom used bullet seed

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makes those beans look fucking tasty

you could always just find the folder windows update lives in and change the permissions so the system can’t access it.

If this was written before 1922 that shit was a death sentence. Probably not tho

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Someone making 400,000 a year who has no need to risk their job for 25 dollars mentioned it off hand to HR. One could infer that the policies were unclear and the reaction was overkill.

Travel channel and Food network switch content sometimes

Arson.

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results,”  It’s like nails on a chalkboard every time I hear it. There is a very limited context where it may be applicable, but mostly it’s used to give up trying or mock someone for failing a task. Have you never gotten better at something over time? Learned an instrument? Played a hard video game? Learned to ride a bike? It stops problem solving dead and kills motivation making it less than useless. Oh and its misattributed to Einstein like every other shitty quote

Varjak Paw. Kind of hard to throw around as a recommendation because its at grade school reading level but its still a good story, the kind that makes you love reading

Man talking to himself accuses company of action they are allowed to perform

Did everyone not just pirate this series? It seems like Game of Thrones level pirate content, who would pay for that.

The ability to shape steel. Sounds basic but blacksmiths make the tools for everything else.

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Those are all good points but that assumes that hospitals will use AI in addition to the workers they already have. The fear here would be that they would use AI as an excuse to lay off medical staff, making the intentional under staffing even worse and decreasing the overall quality of care while absolutely burning through medical staff.