At least it looks like they allow pets.

Thank for giving us all a fun break from reading about serious issues!

Good luck with the move. One thing I always like about traveling is that it reminds me there are lots of good people to meet.

With 4-dimensional forceps they could remove/replace him without detection at any time and so they could work in shifts. I can’t help with the rest.

“Discreetly”.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

What purpose did the blue man serve? Just repeat what he could indistinctly hear?

Is there some tiny blue man union preventing him from being replaced with just the radio?

To get to the next jar of beans?

Is this all he ever does?

I’d call him out on “Super-count” even being a thing.

It could be like the “Knight Boat” parody of Knight Rider from the Simpsons: “Oh look, there’s a canal.”

Movie pitch: Gorilla Police vs Trunk Monkey.

“Wibbly wobbly greeny liney stuff.”

I like that I can interface with it in ways that I already understand (eg rclone, sync, sshfs).

Being able to run some commands on the server meant that I could use rclone to copy my AWS and OneDrive backups directly cloud-to-cloud.

If each pad of a defibrillator gave a shock, why would you need two?

This scheme does not need a list, and if necessary could be simplified enough, some common part with first three letters of the site:

• For Instagram: my-memorable-password-Ins
• For Facebook: my-memorable-password-Fac

The memorable part could be the initials of a favorite song lyric, or something: nggyunglydIns, nggyunglydFac etc.

But the suggestion of using the Chrome password manager sounds like it will be seamless. I don’t know if it would work on IOS, but on Android it fills passwords in for many apps, not just web pages.

Slightly more than once a month, on average. You’d think, of all people, he’s have studied this.

“and also for the Dutch. the French, the Poles…”

Voting for the Eurovision Song Contest can get pretty heated.

“Dad! If you don’t like tiktok, stop clicking on the app!”

In Sodor, where the shadows lie.