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I love these, I don’t even know who the Martok character was, but they’re so deliciously stupid and I giggle smirk at every last one so thanks for doing them

Hehe just what I thought

(Edited to remove a joke that someone else already made)

That’s a great pseudonym, if it is one. Troy Hunter, i.e. hunter of trojans. Fantastic

…modding?

Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there

Removed by mod

You can’t beat the human Guinan spirit!

LOLIRL. Needed this, thank you

Money. Like how the CEO who got shot turned people’s suffering into money

Jean Valjean was labelled prisoner number 24601, apropos of nothing

totally fair! 🤷‍♂️

Wow you got one to spell correctly! God. We’re fucked.

“As a Balck queer mom, I trust Republicans!”

Sounds like a honeypot or something. Idk what horrifying use it might have

No kidding. What we get I’d Woman Laughing Alone With Word Salad

Boomer Eight did nothing wrong! (Maybe I can’t remember)

Someone’s never taken a linguistics 101 course 😜

“Well. As long as it’s women we’ll allow it”

& in the same vein, a quote from famous transphobe Dave Chapelle : “I think gay sex is gross. Unless it’s lesbians”

PtTLDRoFO,Y❤️🤟🙏🎉🍺💪🥂