So close

I want to go out peacefully in my sleep like my dad and not screaming like the passengers in his car

Exciting!

"Who wants to leave planet Earth? "

Spicy:

Mark DeYoung, who chairs the Clare County Republican Party, said he heard Chapman’s attempt to enter the room and opened the door after seeing someone flip him the bird through a window. “He kicked me in my balls as soon as I opened the door,” DeYoung said of Chapman, speaking to The Detroit News by phone from the emergency room.

… and…

Chapman also said that during the confrontation, he removed his glasses. “When you see me taking my glasses off, I’m ready to rock,” Chapman said.

Just an entity looking for work

The latest in a seemingly never-ending series of self-owns. Apart from the stress it must put on their devs, it’s been entertaining