Can I borrow a dollar

Nice try feds

Ftw

Joe Bidenasaurus

I just drop my schweaty balls on the keyboard

I like them, it’s a nice mini puzzle break built into my daily grind

It’s your mom’s default search engine so I use it from time to time

MAKE PENIS AND VAGINA ILLEGAL!!!

I’ll tickle your pickle if you vote for me

Lego my eggo

Fish as a verb or noun or adjective? That’s what I thought nerd

Bad dragon, my tiny rose petal still gets sore on rainy days

No…unless you think it’s shameful to use their services…

I got a couple escorts who would like to talk to you

I love your small pp and body odor

Trailer park boys. Way she goes boys

Balls the size of peas and a cock fat as a cigarette. That oughta get the guys and gals going

Everyone would make changes you fucking snowflakes

If you say something controversial prepare to have your comments deleted so everyone is happy

NICE TRY FEDZ