you know, this meme is old as hell, but I still like it.

In cryptography, a “nonce” is a number used only once. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce

“You can do anything at Zombocom”

laughing a stupid little laugh after I’m done talking. probably comes off as nervous and awkward. I hate it.

https://youtu.be/Tg5kB4UcAuA

there’s a content creator in the board game scene (makes game review and how-to-play videos mostly) who goes by Bebo. that image does look kinda like her. her YouTube channel

there are some print-on-demand card and game manufacturers that might be less expensive than you think. I’m a hobbyist game designer and I’ve used thegamecrafter.comthegamecrafter.com as well as makeplayingcards.com to have custom cards printed, and it wasn’t particularly costly.

but if those services do charge more than you want to spend, the thing I recommend most strongly is that whatever stock you decide to print on, cut them with one of those sliding-blade paper cutters. don’t try to cut them with scissors. they’ll come out a lot more even.