There are some things to be said for non-existence

gross

don’t “hit out” on me.

Looks up bussin: nevermind, thanks

“hits out” is my favorite least favorite. So fucking lame that it just distracts me

Google a lil’ bitch

EDIT: little to lil’

I would say that this guy should go work at McD’s instead but he wouldn’t be qualified.

I’ve accidentally turned on speed limits in Qbit before

Oh, you must have meant Indian slave labor and what you just said was a joke

Why not? It very much shows what a pathetic he is. Everybody is seeing all the other shit too, trust me

You’d definitely know it if you were one the people who have that trait. It’s like liking a bar of ivory soap.

I’d say I read an Onion article about 50% of the time since the best laugh usually comes from the title. This is another very good one.

First of all, why would you fuck around with a vampire? Second, don’t try a not joke with them. I think if you wait to long between the “you may” and the “…NOT!”, you’re fucked.

He definitely did nazi that coming

Sorry to the people dealing with the fires in LA area but I have to admit that I laughed hard when I heard Mel Gibson’s house burnt down during this interview. Absolutely hilarious to me.

Ty & that guy - I think it’s done now but there is plenty of content for fans of The Expanse. Ty Frank(1 of 2 that form the author, S.A. Corey) and Wes Chatham(Amos from the show) talk about every episode of the show and when they finished that, they talked about movies they like. Wes is pretty funny and Ty is just really intelligent.

This great wall of text is comparable in size to the great wall of China

Shut down all the power plants!

the fuck is a westiod dufus?

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Arguably? lol