Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.

That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD

Here’s a really dumb one I made up that my husband loves for some reason.

Q: What did the leprechaun say when he was kicked in the balls?

A: Menard’s!

I do this too. Great comfort food, and quite healthy.

I appreciate that in The Last of Us, they touched on the subject of menstruation. She had a box of tampons in her pack, and I think they scored some TP too at some point.

Blarney Gnome

More Casanova than Riker

I wonder what his wife thinks.

I always assume that the menu card is filthy but I never even considered it may have gems from someone flossing with it. 🤮

Edit: I meant germs but gems could work in the sarcastic sense.

Nice, thanks!

Or look in the multi-volume encyclopedia set. I still remember the smell of the glossy pages that were printed in color. I felt like royalty!

Then we got Microsoft Encarta on a CD and it was so high-tech.

Congrats! I hope your living situation improves soon. 🤞🏽

What’s the comedian’s name?

I dug up some sod and created my first garden bed at our new place.

The move was sudden and adjustment has been difficult, and for several months I had neither the mental bandwidth nor the budget to do any gardening, so it felt like a huge milestone to finally plant my bulbs and a few other things. :)

Not sure where you are but some US states already have laws in place for “death with dignity.” And of course some European countries too.

When I’m out and about and I see parents dragging their whiny kids around, I’m filled with such relief I have peace and quiet in my life.

Funny you gave him the title of Knight of the Sofa. He had a spot on the back of our couch that is still dented to this day from his constant weight on it.

2020:

2024:

Sir Kitty was sensitive to the tone of my voice. If I was arguing with my husband, and especially if I was crying, he would come over, get on my lap if he can, and yell at both of us. (RIP July 2020, age 16) Here he is looking like he’s comatose.

Pez used to use her front paws to hold her tail up so she could groom it. I know it’s not super unusual, but she was the only one of our three who did that. (RIP November 2019, age 17+?) Here she is in the middle of a sneeze.

Murphy likes stinky socks and shoes. (Still kicking at 20+)

Leia does not want her food given to her. She wants to earn it.