The Final Countdown! Ba da da dah! Ba da da da dah! Ba da da dah! Ba da da da dah da dahhhh! It’s not a trick Micheal, it’s an illusion. Tricks are what whores do for money.

My fear is that ‘my friend, the author’ won’t be describing me in friendly terms, but in a horribly honest way, detailing bad habits I was previously oblivious to.

“I’m not rich, I’m just a regular millionaire” - my favorite line.

I’m definately not a millionaire - what does that make me?