This calls for a warrant canary on a remote server.

Is this the new crypto mining is bad story?

American accent is many things.

New York, maine, Wisconsin,southern, midwest, Southern California, etc etc are all different

This guy right here, officer

When productivity is measured in lines of code:

do {
  if (!edge) {
    run();
  }
} while {
  (!edge);
  }

It would be Aldi

I found this:

The Atlec used laser weapons on their ships and once targeted them on the Enterprise-D in an attempt to acquire the Straleb Jewel of Thesia and Thadiun Okona. Picard noted that such lasers would not even penetrate their navigation shields. Starfleet regulations required that a vessel targeted with laser weapons go to yellow alert; it was considered a very old regulation. (TNG: “The Outrageous Okona”)

With gusto

Didn’t you see the always sunny episode?

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

“If you can’t explain it to a five year old, you don’t actually understand it yourself”

No offense intended, because I couldn’t explain this to an adult either.

Impossible!

I’m addicted to the shipping

Arrrrrr

Finally! I’ve been waiting for a good enough reason to cancel Prime

lol sure

Lemmy wants to see everyone in a free single family house that doesn’t disrupt the natural environment in any way, also it comes with free food and free utilities, and theres no roads and no cars.

“Cant see, trust the map and keep driving” is like an even dumber birdbox challenge.

iirc some countries already prohibit advertising the lack of something that would not normally be in similar products.

Most obvious confirmation is products claiming all the things that aren’t in them, like chocolate treats with “NO asbestos”