sneakernet of course

do you remember the first sunrise?

these have just been too god damned fucking believable.

hey, neat! thanks!

I try to be nice online because I’m basically an asshole irl

dem dam forners took our hell yeahs.

dey derk er jeeerbs

man, halfway through reading the article I forgot it was onion.

good writing.

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your comment made me read the article.

agreed.

oh that’s rich.

“just throw a bunch of silverware”

blows them away tho

huh huh uh huhuhuh

bean

huhhuhhhuuhhhuhuh

Ska is forever!

Blackberry and Nokia will always be around.

(looks around for wife)

ah yes, snitch-topia.

This is how we get to crab people

IT’S EVOLUTION BABY

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companies are gonna company.

and in this country, corporations are people.

capitalism loves to embrace extend extinguish so sure it’s temporarily compatible with e v e r y t h i n g

commenced death