I use WebSSH.

Unlike terminus it’s a one time payment, has an active developer, and works pretty darn well.

You can just disable the lights?

The 8-bitdo keyboards are pretty solid choices without RGB, off the top of my head.

Not Jesus? That ain’t my lord and savior! Round this one up bois

It means all of those if you rely on google for those.

Never have a central point of failure, and have backups.

Warranties are now 3 years in the EU.

Edit: nope, just some countries.

I’ll be honest, while YMD is best, I’ll take anything that isn’t MDY.