Just a light drizzle of terror

Unironically I would not know whether to cheer or boo

War is peace.

And what happens to all the ones they don’t sell? You guessed it, dumpster. Probably call the cops on you if you try to pull one out too

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

I also believe zombie movies are a facet of this.

Oh, what’s that? A human-shaped monster of an excuse to blow a thousand rounds? Extremely American.

The Purge is the same thing without the window dressing of a monster.

Every time you’re unreasonably rude to someone, you feel a pinprick inside your nostril. If you’re a right jerk it’s more of a stab. When you assault someone the pin is a kitchen knife. Murder and rape make you feel a lance of fire in your sinuses. It could work, nothing else has

What the actual fuck? 6thC BCE is already after Romes founding, that’s a fucking hideous mistake

Ahh 90s dragons, such a nostalgic style

Both these posts sound like satire

I like my coffee like I like my soul

No you misunderstand, he attended the school of hard knocks

Soft as puppy shit

That’s just like, your opinion man

Lights a funny thing, innit?

Classic Rando!