Brilliant, thank you :)

Do you own any “Hot Wheels” toy cars? If so, how hot actually are those wheels?

In the absence of “Hot Wheels” toy cars, I’d also be interested in other objects which claim to be hot, but likely aren’t i.e. a “Hot Topic” clothing item, or bottle of “Hot Sauce”.

I dare you to sell him Moscow :)

This is brilliant. If this was genuinely part of their advertising, I’d probably start eating it, to protect my family from his tyranny :D

So this leprechaun guy needs all these things to have a great magical life, but you take them all off him and eat all of them for breakfast, leaving him with a depressing colourless, magic-free world?

Are we the baddies?

I tend to use the traditional British methods of sighing, whingeing and moaning.

Moaning about the weather can be done communally at bus stops, to increase comradeship.

This is good, solid, scientific advice - however, you no longer have to destroy it - I can sell you these small magnets to wrap round the cables, which will attract and then trap any escaped nanobots. They will get clogged up quite quickly though, so you need to replace them every month - but don’t worry, we’ve got an easy and convenient subscription for them. Normal magnets won’t work, by the way - you need the special ones we make.

No, they hide all the ai inside the actual key itself.

If you prise up the edge of the key and look under it, you’ll see all the ai nanobots hidden under there.

AI nanobots look a bit like crumbs, fluff and dust - so if you can see any of those under your AI key, you know the AI is still there.

/s

“TURBO”

I use the “control nipple” occasionally, but I use the physical mouse buttons every day always.

Even though they’re slightly oddly positioned to use with the touchpad, they’re a million times better than not having any buttons at all.

“FLICK OFF, CLINT”

I didn’t see it before, but I can see it perfectly now.

Thank you :)

I imagine cleaning up after “beep beep chair” Captain Pike wasn’t a popular job either.

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The basics are pretty self-explanatory to Britons, but:

• Which type of beans is it?
• Does it have to have a tomato sauce?
• Did you know you can put melted cheese on it?
• Did you know that beans were good for your heart, but the more you eat, the more you fart?
• How many servings are made per year?
• If you put all those servings end-to-end, how far would it go?
• Okay, but what’s that in double-decker buses or olympic swimming pools?
• Does anyone outside the UK eat it, or similar meals?
• Who invented it? Where?
• Did you know that in London, they don’t have bread, so they have beans on eels instead? (citation needed)

Plenty of info/questions/facts to be found.

I think it’s meant to be a young John Lennon, though oddly it says “jelly” (American word for jam) whilst showing jam and toast and spells “favourite” in the American manner, so I guess it’s an American comic about a British band?

I did find that a little odd, I wondered if he had an elaborate z-shaped cigarette-holder, or as you say, had a smoking exhaust installed in his chin/cheek.

“To meditate secretly whilst going about your day, breathe slowly in through your pipe and then slowly out through your cigarette”

Thank you, and I shall do so. Very much appreciated :)

Is it worse that I still call them “telephones”?

p.s. I am British, which gives me some allowance for using strange, historical words.