Kerthulhu

Sailor Marge

All those people and not one single face between them.

A tortoose.

I get it.

Tark

Puella Magi Marx Magica

Make sure you swallow them when you’re done chewing.

I didn’t either, but I moved out anyway. If you have a car, you have a home.

You guys have dreams?

Just give me the bullet points, thanks.

It sure didn’t.

Excuse me what

I’m a big fan of the 12ft skeleton fad. Especially when they stay up and become Christmas decorations.

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I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.

Diddlin’ Daddy never goes out of style.

If you consider references to popular mainstream television shows edgy.

After I had kids I found Satanism and became a communist. I have no idea what your friends are doing but they’re doing it wrong.