Aliens invade and take over the world. Strangely enough, life actually improves under their subjugation.

Vampires have huge respect for owls. One, they’re nocturnal, two, they’re predators, and three, they don’t give a hoot where they dump their scat.

Braided cables… swoon

If you haven’t read it yet: A Court of Thorns and Roses - Sarah J. Maas

Yep, also Cisco equipment. Yikes.

My fondest memories:

Commodore 64: Jumpman, Bruce Lee, Donald Duck’s Playground

Atari: Mario Bros, Joust, Yars’ Revenge, Star Raiders

NES: Zelda 1/2, SMB2, Dragon Warrior, Blaster Master, Goonies 2, Mega Man 2

SNES: SimCity, Actraiser, Chrono Trigger, Populous

N64: Zelda OoT/MM, Killer Instinct Gold, Perfect Dark, Gauntlet Legends

PS: Tekken 3, Twisted Metal 2, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2

PS2: Intelligent Qube, Katamari Damacy/We Love Katamari, Jumping Flash, Harvest Moon: Save the Homeland, Okami, GTA: Vice City

Switch: Zelda BoTW, Animal Crossing New Horizons

I left consoles behind after PS2 for PC gaming (until ACNH). Even then, I’m not big on controller games, preferring keyboard and mouse. Not listing least favorites because I’ve apparently forgotten about them.

“No ticket!”

The last person in the kitchen.

Estradiol is a pill I take twice daily. It is hormone therapy to make me more feminine (I’m a transgender woman). The side effect is it makes me really happy about myself and life. Chronic depression is a thing of the past.

My estradiol alarm. Starting the day has never felt so good.

Maybe filter it first through a Brita or similar water purifier? I’m lazy and just been buying distilled water off the shelf because my well water isn’t so hot and I don’t feel like replacing four humidifiers every year. The buildup is gross.

Antiques Roadshow.

Maybe it just sounds like you’re advocating for Reddit posts because your Lemmy feed isn’t congested with trash. And, who’s checking reddit every two seconds? Not this cookie.

Also, on a personal level, I found most of the trans communities on Reddit cringeworthy and deplorable. It’s a major factor why I left. I find people here more intelligent and open-minded, regardless of the lack of content.

I think most of us know why we’re here.

I don’t know, I burned that bridge for a reason, mainly Spez and the whole API debacle (RIP Reddit is Fun). I also don’t want to contribute to sending traffic to Reddit nor pulling posts from it.

I also don’t use X nor Instagram. If Lemmy becomes like that, I’m gonna make like a tree and fuck off.

Snap snap grin grin wink wink nudge nudge say no more! Know what I mean, nudge nudge?

You’re gonna need a lot of apples.

And he should get run over by an unmanned Tesla, just to drive the point home.

Daddy, would you like some sausages?

Jumping forward to change something in the future isn’t what I suggested. Jumping forward to learn and make a change in your present based on that knowledge is. It also depends on your timing. The farther ahead your jump, the bigger the change in the outcome, but it also depends on your relevance to the situation. It helps if you aren’t involved with the event.